[TADSLOS]

Somebody better call PETA and ELF to put an end to this. Hey, I know, Al Gore isn't doing much these days and his El Nino battles are behind him....

[LarryLied]

in parts of Yellowstone the ground has risen over seventy centimeters this century.

It is all the people on both coasts. Their weight is causing the edges of America to droop and the center to rise.