I know what you mean, I 'humor' him frequently.
Jean
-How was copper wire invented?
Two dutchmen fighting over a penny!
-How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A dutchman dropped a nickel in a gopher hole.
-What's the difference between a dutchman at a restruaunt (Russ') and a canoe?
A canoe tips.
(Always remember the old saying -If ya ain't dutch, ya ain't much.)
Jean