Jimmah ? Ah say: Jimmah Cahtah wuz a gray-ut Presdent !
He done walked ta his inoggyrashun jes ta show us what he hayad in stoh fer us, 'n he shet down th' thermystat in the Waht House 'n put on a sweater ? whilst the cammyras wuz a runnin' , 'n he talked w hole bunch 'bout Noo-calor Pwowiferayshun ", 'n why ouah sheeip , whut wuz bein' held by them (damyankee ?) Noath Koreens hadta stay there.Fer his final act, he sent half a dozen feller out in hellycopters ta rescew them hoss-stages bein' held in EYEran; 'n lotsa thangs.
Guess that's be why a trulah grateful Amurrican Public done voted his ass outa offis after wun turrum.
Hey, you'uns : give Ol' Jimmah a chaince: might be he could help that thar Fidel feller the wye he done helped us !
We in the South are already embarrassed enough,please don't remind us and rub it in. At least he's not from NC.