[ofMagog]

Check all the bars.
She may be passing out Scuttlebutt's temperance tracts...

[Scuttlebutt]

The last I saw of LadyX, she was chasing some Aussie sailor down the street with a bottle of after-shave lotion in each hand and a twinkle in her eyes. She kept mumbling something about how much she appreciated our allies.

We've been carrying her as being on 'special liberty' on the morning muster report but we'll have to declare her a deserter after 30days.

[MistyCA]

Oh oh! Passing them out? Or passed out? I will go right away Sir!

[beowolf]

temperance tracts

Now what are we gonna use for toilet paper?!-)

[LadyX]

The LadyX has been on an adventure!
We all remember the experience Snow Bunny had last year with that annoying devil, Buoy Bob,
when SB had to blast him with dynamite.

Well - at the last port I was engaged in a very interesting conversation with a fellow who talked me into having a non-Spam dinner with him.
Wouldn't you know he turned out to be Buoy Bob's baby brother, Buoy BILL?!!!

Had to utilize all my best Marine maneuvers to ditch him, and missed your sailing.
Hitched a ride on a tramp steamer to catch up with you.
The Captain let me use his cabin, and I HAD A HOT SHOWER - EAT YER HEARTS OUT!!!
Fluffy towels instead of feed sacks - body wash instead of lye soap - a kimono to sleep in - ALONE, instead of sharing quarters with SB and Misty and 3 guys on the current rotation plan.

Anyway, I did miss the lot of you!