[Texasforever]

Besides, I can't think of anything more relaxing on a Sunday afternoon than a 1/4 keg of Guinness, a junked car, a field and an 81mm mortar...

Yep you are a real patriot.

[Abundy]

I'm hopeful that your comment was intended with the same sense of humor as my quote you addressed...

[tpaine]

Abundy: -- "Besides, I can't think of anything more relaxing on a Sunday afternoon than a 1/4 keg of Guinness, a junked car, a field and an 81mm mortar"...

Yep you are a real patriot.

Good grief. -- You certainly have a flair for showing that you are not, tex.
-- What could possibly be 'unpatriotic' with shooting a mortar at a junked car on private property?
-- [Which I did, just a few years ago, perfectly legally, in Oregon. - Scored a hit from 1000 yards]