Oh, HERE, Arne! I wasn't going to post any more of these dolls - there are enough of them without mine, but.......wanna go for a ride on my bike? Can you drive it if you're only 9 years old though? :)
I was sorry to hear that four dolls have been forced to take out restraining orders on "overamorous" Freepers. Lonely men stalking cartoon GIFs over the internet - it was bound to happen. "I have never met you, graphic, but I feel your depth of your, uh, two dimensions ..."
And, I appreciate that you, Bunny, Victoria and the other Canteen Vixens dress your dollselves in formless burkahs and veils when you post to me. It is a gracious respect for the fact that I am a profane and argumentative Freeper, yes, but I'm still only nine years old.
Oh, HERE, Arne! I wasn't going to post any more of these dolls - there are enough of them without mine, but.......wanna go for a ride on my bike? Can you drive it if you're only 9 years old though? :)
And, I appreciate that you, Bunny, Victoria and the other Canteen Vixens dress your dollselves in formless burkahs and veils when you post to me. It is a gracious respect for the fact that I am a profane and argumentative Freeper, yes, but I'm still only nine years old.
My dear Arne, are you profane and argumentative at your tender age? A nine year old child shouldn't be left alone surfing the net without adult supervision.
Arne on the Net
Arne on the Internet
You won't believe the nuts he's met.
But what he'd really like to know,
Is - where are the students he early saw.
And do the things he likes to do?
He'd give them hints, and learn some too.
He used to be "scared" of a wee little mouse,
Would scream if one ever got in the house.
Now he hugs one night and day,
He'd rather cuddle it than stay
On the couch and watch T.V.
His first love now is his P.C.
He'd like to see it all unfurled,
So much to learn in this New World.
He could explore it from his chair
But mostly, he plays solitaire
But that's o.k. He doesn't care
About the weather in Zaire.
Windows were glass he'd wash and look through,
Now they are programs to help us all view.
The earth and the sea and the beautiful sky,
A virus was something from which you could die.
Now it's a nuisance that could spoil your day,
But it can be fixed and sent on its way.
He spent his time with diapers and dishes.
Now he can do whatever he wishes.
And if that means staying up half the night,
To point arrows at icons-that's really alright.
A bit was something you had little of,
Now it takes eight bytes to make the above.
It's all so confusing, it gives him headache.
A byte was something you take from a cake.
He's learning more about it now,
His four year old brother showed him how.
My dog is really mean, hehe.