Howard Finkelstein, 7News Legal Expert, says "The Florida Constituion says that English is the official language of the government. So you can't fire someone simply because they don't speak Spanish and you can't fire them simply because they are Anglo. That's discrimination. That's illegal." The Florida Constitution is obviously an outdated, racist, sexist, discriminatory document, the provisions of which can obviously only be looked at in an historical context. So there, you racist pig, nyaah-nyaah-nyaah!
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