CLINTON AS A TALK SHOW HOST? (NOW I HAVE TO THROW MY TV OUT THE WINDOW)

CNSNEWS.COM ^ | 5-02-02 | SUSAN JONES

[KLT]

By Susan Jones
CNSNews.com Morning Editor
May 02, 2002
10:03 am

Clinton As A TV Talk Show Host?

(CNSNews.com) - It's been mentioned before, and now it's making headlines:

The Los Angeles Times reported Thursday that former President Bill Clinton has met twice with NBC executives to discuss the possibility that he might host his own TV talk show. According to the newspaper, the discussions are preliminary, but Clinton is said to be seriously interested. He reportedly wants to be paid $50 million a year to become "the next Oprah Winfrey," according to the newspaper. Neither NBC nor Clinton are commenting publicly. Stay tuned...

[KLT]

I wonder if it will be like the Jerry Springer show with Clinton confronting all of his former lovers. That would be worth watching on a very sick level.

Now, that would be funny...OMG..just imagine how many women would have to appear...there would be no room for a studio audience...What a freakin clown that man is...GRRRRRRRRRR...

[KLT]

Oh well I guess 3500$ for 55 inch screen is gone, the last I want to hear when I take a crop is clinton talking "I.I.I.I .I have bla bla bla", ok who is next for some serious prozac

The man is seriously ill....how could he even consider getting on TV as a talkshow host...OMG...Help us!

[KLT]

Isn't there a program called CHEATERS???? apropo! no?

I haven't seen that program..."Cheaters", but my boyfriend says he saw it, and it's sick!

[sheik yerbouty]

No need to defenestrate the Tv. Only traitors have need of defenestration.

[KLT]

Anyone care for a Clintooon Cigar?

[Tench_Coxe]

I suspect that the show will be like that old SNL skit, with a character playing William Shatner ( the host ), who, while interviewing a guest, would pull out the inevitable, " Well, maybe it will help if we talk about for a bit. "

[Tench_Coxe]

I suspect that the show will be like that old SNL skit, with a character playing William Shatner ( the host ), who, while interviewing a guest, would pull out the inevitable, " Well, maybe it will help if we talk about for me a bit. "

[aShepard]

Thanks, I had forgotten about that picture during the mega million dollar tour of Africa with Hil, Chels, and the entourage.

[Mo1]

I was watching The View and Barbara Walter's said it would never work because Clinton never gives anyone else a chance to talk ... LOL

[KLT]

I'm with you. I'm at a loss for what we can do to make him SHUT UP.

If he didn't get the money, he would STILL take the show; you know that! It's not the money with him; it's the fact time!

I just want him to go away...just go away...
FREEPING BIG TIME here we go again!

[Mo1]

Now, that would be funny...OMG..just imagine how many women would have to appear...there would be no room for a studio audience

Just imagine all the settlements NBC will have to pay out for the sexual harassment cases

Oh and then there is the fact he is late for EVERYTHING .. those Union Crews cost money

NBC may just go broke over this deal

[Zathras]

"The Toon" was never on time for any meeting or fundraser.
Seems hard to believe he could ever do a daily show which MUST start at one time and MUST stop at another.

I kind of hope he tries ;-)

[ozone1]

Well, its time for a freep
Email NBC
and let our friends know what they are going to have
to put up with

[jonascord]

I think it's an EXCELLENT idea! Whoever decides to sponsor his little self-stroking will be filing bankruptcy within 30 days! Remember how many companies back-peddled from him when Pardon-Gate broke?

Can you imagine the fun we can have when there are commercials on his show: Jergan's Hand Creme, or Viagra, or Penzoil, or Victoria's Secret, or Hav-a-Tampa...?

[P8riot]

No need to defenestrate the Tv. Only traitors have need of defenestration

LOL

Yeah, we had a good chance to defenestrate the traitor afew years back, but a heard of RINOs nixed the idea.

I did not literally toss the TV out a window, my old one broke, and I never had the time to get it repaired, and after a while I realized that I didn't miss it at all, so I tossed it off the tailgate of my truck at the local landfill. (Sorry about that treehuggers).

[oyez]

I saw a "Cheaters" once. It just seemed fake. Why would any one want to open up the personal lives for all the world to see? The program should be a success for all the wrong reasons.. Bt the same token, The Bill Clinton Show would be a success. The networks are finding profits in the fringe groups. Homovision in next, as well. Time for a mass disconnect.

[Howlin]

Oh, good idea!

Here's another one:

Email the Clinton Library to let them know how we feel about him NOT going away

The Big Creep can be contacted directly right here:

Office of William Jefferson Clinton
55 West 125 Street
New York, New York 10027
212-348-8882
(f)212-348-9245

Also:

All press inquiries should be sent to:
Julia Payne
Communications Director
Office of William Jefferson Clinton
55 West 125th Street
New York, New York 10027
(f)212-348-9245

[texasbluebell]

On the contrary, I think this is exactly what NBC should do - give the Slug a talk show.

I think so too. I hope he finishes off NBC, or at least they tank so badly that they have to can him eventually!

[drypowder]

Bill Clinton hosting a TV talk show would be a flop and the execs in the industry know it, thus the comment "he won't want to be a talk show host after he sees all that is involved". An attempt at hosting a talk show may be what this #&^#^&% needs to get the message, WE DON'T LIKE YOU BILL, YOU ARE SLIME...........GO AWAY.