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To: PatrickHenry
What follows the phrase "Never forget that ..." is a rule of Univ*, which cannot be broken. But if you forget that rule while climbing a ladder, Univ* will, with inexorable justice, remind you of your error.

Indeed it is so. The rules that operate on our everyday level may not be broken or bent, or even folded, spindled, or mutilated, so far as we know. Of course, we now know that in specific other situations, entirely new sets of rules come into play, such as the situation of when someone or something is very, very, very small, or when someone or something is moving very, very, very quickly. There, Univ* has different sets of rules entirely, which may not correspond to the rules as we know them on our ordinary scale. In those situations, it may appear that the rules we are bound by in our everyday lives do not apply, but the new sets of rules are as ironclad and unbreakable as our ordinary everyday rules are.

And not only is the reminder of the consequences of the rules inexorable, it is swift - Univ* practices quick justice for those who test the rules. We are not simply told "Thou shalt not do something-or-other, or else something really bad will happen to you...in a few decades, after you die." No, if one should forget the rules dictating the acceleration due to gravity, and the rules governing the collisions of relatively inelastic bodies, while on top of that ladder, the reminder of those rules from Univ* will be immediate, severe, and inevitable. Forget the rules at your own peril...

633 posted on 05/11/2002 2:41:33 PM PDT by general_re
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To: general_re
Verily, all who are born are automatically members of the congregation of Univ* and are bound by the rules. You don't have to do anything extra to join, there are no dues to pay, no candles to ignite, no incantations to memorize. Univ* has no scripture, no priesthood, no rituals, no heretics, and no competion. There are only the rules, which apply to everyone, whether rich or poor, weak or powerful. Even death obeys the rules of Univ*. It's humbling to contemplate.
634 posted on 05/11/2002 3:17:17 PM PDT by PatrickHenry
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