[mrsmith]

"John Dean... Salon.com... Oliver Stone and Arianna Huffington"

Hmmm... this suggests one of those 'logic tests':

"You want to know if a bridge is safe.
There are four people at the bridge who you can ask.
The first one always lies, the second one always lies, the third one always lies and the fourth one always lies.
They all tell you the bridge is safe..."

[Temple Owl]

Don't wear matching clothes. People will think your girlfriend picked them out, and it will cramp your style picking up chicks.