[Fifth Business]

It's the homogenization of America. It's not a plot, just the result of mass communication and mass cultural influence. Why is there an Olive Garden in every American city? Why do kids in the suburbs dress like hip-hoppers? We're just one big 'burb now, parrotting witticisms from last night's sitcoms to one another at the office, dressing like Tommy and Ralph say we should, and pronouncing our vowels like a TV journalist. Regional differences are for comedic effect only.

[foreverfree]

Why is there an Olive Garden in every American city?

There's one in Dover, DE. It's the only OG I've eaten in (one time, 2 years ago).

But that's more than I can say for Boston Chicken/Boston Garden fwiw.

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