To: Retired Chemist
Could it be that Grimacing Greta will be converted to conservatism by this experience?
Naaaaah.
2 posted on
04/30/2002 5:00:20 PM PDT by
Argus
To: Retired Chemist
The "English as the Official Language" folks are going to love this. I saw Greta expounding on this last night on FNC,,, I nearly lost my teeth!
To: Retired Chemist
Esto tiene que ser el caso cosmético más grande que he visto jamás
(This is the biggest cosmetic case I've ever seen)
To: Retired Chemist
I agree with Greta.
8 posted on
04/30/2002 5:18:01 PM PDT by
blam
To: Retired Chemist
I saw Greta discussing this (and asking for viewer feedback) last night.....and I completely agreed with her. She actually said "this is our country and ENGLISH IS OUR LANGUAGE"....or something close to that.
To: Retired Chemist
What Greta
didn't know was what they were saying!
Ésta debe ser esa mujer de Greta que consiguió la cirugía. Mire sus ropas del ubder. ¡Son feas! ¡Son hombres bajo las ropas! Ella debe ser un homo.
Careful, screener chiquitas......Greta is one of them lawyer-types.
To: Retired Chemist
The luggage guys were trying to be polite and discuss how butt-ugly she is in another language as not to offend her.
To: Retired Chemist
Su cara se ha estirado tan apretada que usted debe estar en el dolor magnífico. Por la manera, usted es una ramera verdadera para sostener Sinkmaster.
To: Retired Chemist
Good for Greta! When I went through the airport screeners at Ronald Reagan National in DC, the woman checking me could hardly speak English and I had a difficult time understanding what she wanted me to do.
22 posted on
04/30/2002 5:50:06 PM PDT by
Dante3
To: Retired Chemist
¿Ju intendásion? (¿entiendes?) (You understand?) -- Peruvian espanglish.
To: Retired Chemist
She is lucky she didn't get arrested for making "inappropriate comments" in our wonderful police state.
25 posted on
04/30/2002 5:56:56 PM PDT by
Mulder
To: Retired Chemist
Good for her, damn it!
31 posted on
04/30/2002 7:48:27 PM PDT by
rintense
To: Retired Chemist
He rooks rike one from TV; nein, too funny for TV; mon dieu, n'est pas Gretta; just some scrawny broad who looks like a lawyer; dig her panties out and throw them around a while-- ratings are ratings, and ratings are so important.
To: Retired Chemist
I wouldn't think it would be too much to ask, either. Then again Prince Adullah Mohammed Jafar Fatboy Skyhook didn't think it was too much to ask for all male airport ground crew either. Go figure. The world is going to he#$!
33 posted on
04/30/2002 8:04:24 PM PDT by
calmseas
To: Retired Chemist
I was amazed at how conservative Greta sounded while reporting this incident.
34 posted on
04/30/2002 8:04:36 PM PDT by
Jorge
To: Retired Chemist
"You vill speek Eenglish ven you escort me to my very important public appearances. Or else there vill be very beeg trouble!"
To: Retired Chemist
"Fuh Godshakesh! I reshpectfully ashk that you shpeak Enklish in my preshensh!"
40 posted on
05/03/2002 12:41:04 PM PDT by
dead
To: Retired Chemist
"We said your face tests positive for plastic explosives ma'am."
To: Retired Chemist
(In Spanish)Paging Mr. Ed. Mr. Ed, please report to the security screening area for passenger translation duties...
45 posted on
05/03/2002 1:23:12 PM PDT by
TADSLOS
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