[PatrickHenry]

This article does not discourage me from continuing to perfect my anti-gravity machine in my basement la-BOR-a-tory.

[Scully]

I am in the process of assembling my la-BOHR-a-tory (the family has acquiesced, I think perhaps to avoid uncomfortable questions from visitors and family alike). Then, I shall obtain a la-bohr-a-tory ferret and call him "Franklin". :)