[ElectricStrawberry]

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I suppose that, since the US flag is now a symbol of terrorism and oppression, that the commies could have thought you were carrying a weapon (/sarcasm)

[Little Bill]

We used to have a saying about getting in some serious stuff about getting your ahole tight in those situations. I don't know if that phrase has survived in the New Modern Army, but when you hear the slide hit home it is true, Trust me, I have had some experience in those areas.