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To: Budge
Ok, do you have your answers?

Forrest has his:

Saint Peter asked Forrest for his answers and here is what Forrest replied:

1. First, how many days of the week start with "T"? Forrest: Aw, that's easy: 2 DAYS START WITH THE LETTER "T"- TODAY AND TOMORROW!

St. Peter: Well, that's not exactly what we had for that answer, but guess you're right - number one answered correctly.

2. Ok - what about the Second question, how many seconds are in a year?

Forrest: That one is tougher but I figured it out: 12.
Saint Peter: 12? How in the world did you get that?
Forrest: Simple - there is January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, and so on......
(Some people say stupid is as stupid does, but Forrest seems pretty smart to me, so far!)

Saint Peter to Forrest: Well, I guess your answer has to be acceptable after all. (He smiles at Forrest ....) Now, the last question is really important - and, I hope - very easy for you, dear Forrest! You've done so well so far...in your own unique sort of way.

3. And, thirdly, what is God's first name?

At this question, Forrest had to scratch his head a few minutes - but then replied: OH! I know! ANDY is God's first name!

Saint Peter was really stumped by this answer - and just calmly put his hand on Forrest's shoulder and said, "Now Forrest, you got me there - I am afraid this answer is just not right".

Forrest, innocently, looks at Saint Peter and says:

You mean that song, "AN-DY Walks With ME, AN-DY Talks With Me, AN-DY tells me I am His own" - is a lie?

Saint Peter smiles broadly to Forrest and opens Heaven's Gate, saying, "Welcome to Heaven, Forrest - Run (in), Forrest, Run!

201 posted on 05/03/2002 6:41:14 PM PDT by Freedom'sWorthIt
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To: Freedom'sWorthIt; Haddon; Budge
Post #201!!!! Good one!!

Freedom'sWorthIt Thanks!! I know it was meant for the Budgemaster.. but I really enjoyed it too!!

This thread is certainly a mood lifter. I've laughed more and been inspired more by the posts here than I've been by anything on the internet for a LONG time!!

Hope it is lifting your spirits too Budge!!!

Still praying for ya.. Goodnight bump to you and Rainy!!!

205 posted on 05/03/2002 7:42:13 PM PDT by Vets_Husband_and_Wife
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To: Freedom'sWorthIt
We LOVED post 201 by you. And yes.. we DO remember that song!!!

Also.. did Forest Gump really die?? (dag nabbit, I hate to appear naive on a public entity.. but I hadn't heard anything about the real Forrest Gump passing. So,... inquiring minds wanna know..LOL!)

217 posted on 05/04/2002 8:02:52 AM PDT by Vets_Husband_and_Wife
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