DFU SONG: Anticipation (my reparations) 2-28-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 4-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - ANTICIPATION

I know that we should never count the bucks to come
But I still think about them anyway
Just imagine if I could sleep in every day till noon
I'd enjoy my life and I would make the white man pay

My reparations…my reparations, I know they're almost here
And I'm sitting waiting for my money, man

It's been the honkies who've made me shoot up all the drugs I've done
And I just knocked up some old ho today
Just imagine if I could sleep in every day till noon
I'd enjoy my life and I would make the white man pay

My reparations…my reparations, I know they're almost here
And I'm sitting waiting for my money, man

Yo, to Gray Davis…you are our first black governor
And in November, I'll vote for you many times all day
Imagine if I could sleep in until noon
I'd enjoy my life while making the white man pay

I'll make the white man pay
I'll sleep until noon while I'm making the white man pay
I'll make the white man pay…I'll make the white man pay
I'll make the white man pay…you'll see-ee…that whitey is paying

[doug from upland]

How disgusting. How condescending. The scum who are preaching reparations are saying that black people are too stupid and too lazy to compete in this society. They are the racists, not me. I believe anyone of any race to be my equal. This is the most just society in the world. Don't shoot up drugs, don't get your girlfriend pregnant, value rather than mock education, and work your butt off. That is what it takes in this greatest nation in the history of this planet.

[doug from upland]

Your request was for "Infatuation." Does "Anticipation" work?

[ErnBatavia]

I love Sundays when DFU wakes up inspired; makes a nice day all the nicer! Keep it up....

[connectthedots]

You got skills!!

[doug from upland]

U.N. GETS INVOLVED