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from the internet ^ | 4-26-02 | Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

I occasionally like to peruse the writings of the enemy on some sites that are taken seriously by some but are really comedy sites. They often evoke great bursts of laughter as one contemplates just how foolish some people can be. I checked out about 5 sites today, each for just a few minutes, and here is a really good example. I suspect that Sinkmaster must have appeared on TV somewhere.

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"I know there were a couple of running threads last night during the show. I purposely turned the puter off so I could devote my full attention to the show. Didn't turn it on afterwards as I thought I would 'sleep on it' and give my thoughts this morning.

It was the first time I had seen an intimate talk with this great man since the selection of 2000. It gave me chills. What a kind, thoughtful, intelligent human being. How regal he looked sitting there in a library setting. Once again, he was speaking right to me and me alone. The twinkle in his eye as he recalled his years in the White House. This is a man who should be so bitter. He is not. Investigation after illegal investigation and he still had so many fond memories. I was speechless. My wife, who is completely a-political, said during the commercial break that she so wished we had a President who could exude such intelligence again. Not a singe gaff, no fumbling around the english language trying to impress us with multi-syllable rhetoric. This man truly knows how the world works and truly cares. We are all his children and he sat there talking WITH me like he was my grandfather.

I truly miss this man.

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SOME ADDITONAL COMMENTS:

"He's a real class act." (that is an exceptional comment)

"Hard to express my thoughts
As I watched and listened to President Clinton, I felt a sense of calm come over me. I felt a sense of pride and my eyes filled with tears both of sadness and happiness. He is such a warm and caring person. I truly miss this man also."

"He is gracious, and he knows his place in history. He has as much respect for the American people and the people of the world as we/they have for him. He cares and always will."

"OMG, I thought I was the only one hanging on his every word during the show. It was like he was talking to each of us individually as he would a close friend. I don't care how many shirts he chased or how many times he supposedly lied about his sex life - I'd do the very same thing under oath or not if they start asking me about my private affairs..."

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Folks, this is why I want the truth known by everyone and rammed down their throats. We live in a parallel universe. The man they love is a brutal biting rapist and they claim he just made a little sex lie. He did unbelievable damage to the security of this nation. Everyone of these idiots cancels out one of our votes.

[doug from upland]

NEVER, NEVER FORGET THAT THIS IS THE PSYCHOPATH WHO LIVED IN OUR HOUSE FOR EIGHT LONG DESTRUCTIVE YEARS

MIDI - SHE'S ALWAYS A WOMAN

She was 19 years old…I loved her English eyes
She was telling me no, that's a word I despise
So I took what I wanted, I'll take what I see
She cried like a child
But she's just a dumb woman to me

She was just 22…and at Yale we studied
Recollection's not clear…but she might have been bloodied
Though she talked to the police, they just let me go free
One more score I can count
And she's just a dumb woman to me

I always take what I want…I will never hear "no"
If they fail to comply
Don't they all know who I am…who do they think they are
They should not ask me why

She's a real beauty queen…Miss America winner
I used power and fear…and then I enjoyed dinner
I warned her not to talk…she'd be sorry, you see
I would blame it on her
'Cause she's just a dumb woman to me

(short musical interlude)

I always take what I want…I will never hear "no"
If they fail to comply
Don't they all know who I am…who do they think they are
They should not ask me why

One was really too kind…and no challenge at all
I got into her room…there was no one to call
I ripped clothing and hurt her…she couldn't get free
There were tears in each breath…as I scared her to death
But she's just a dumb woman to me

(musical exit)

"We do not believe that violence against women is 'simply cultural' -- we believe it is simply criminal... I am proud that my husband has stood up as President to confront the violence and to protect American women." - Hillary Clinton 10/20/97"

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Yes, you scumbag Clinton supporters. This is your hero. Ask David Schippers. He is a lifelong Democrat. He voted for Clinton twice. He worked under Robert Kennedy to help take down the Chicago mob. He is the one who collected all the evidence. You know, the evidence not one RAT senator would go to view in the Ford Building. Shame on you scum for supporting this psychopath. May what he did to Juanita Broaddrick and other women never happen to your daughter, your wife, your mother or your sister.

Schippers referred to him on my DFU Radio Hour of last Tuesday as "the worst thing that has ever happened to this country." You pukes can continue to hide your heads in the sand (or wherever eles you have your heads) and pretend. Any Fortune 500 CEO could have run the economy. We didn't need a psychopath.

[Davea]

"Folks, this is why I want the truth known by everyone and rammed down their throats. We live in a parallel universe. The man they love is a brutal biting rapist and they claim he just made a little sex lie. He did unbelievable damage to the security of this nation. Everyone of these idiots cancels out one of our votes."

You know, there was a time when I would read the scriptures about the end days and I would think to myself how could people possibly worship the AntiChrist when he arrives? How could people be so stupid? Now I know how easy he will have it. Not that Clinton is the AC, but he's close. You're right we are living in a parallel universe that will turn very shortly into a nightmare. Witness the "protests" in DC last weekend. People calling for the intifada to come to the US. And these are US citizens!!! What's equally scary is no one mentioned the dire threat in the media except for Michael Savage. We are now caught between the demons and the blind.

[MoJo2001]

It sucks to be on the losing end, doesn't it?? Well, I'm not crying anyone a river for the "loss" of having Clinton as President. I've done enough shedding of tears. I don't see how anyone misses the guy. He's always on television feeling someone's pain. It's real rich of him to claim that he's disappointed with Bush.

Honey, disappointment in Bush is a luxury you don't have. Find a bimbo and GET A CLUE!

[CyberAnt]

You are soooooo right!!!

[doug from upland]

NOW IT IS GETTING REALLY, REALLY FUNNY. This explains how men can take advantage of foolish young women.

"I watched it too
I can hardly watch Clinton without bursting into tears, I miss him so much. Anyone who has ever said one person can't make much of a difference needs to look at the contrast between Clinton and the resident."

Cher

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Cher, dear, you are going to be pregnant before you are 15. You are a nitwit.

[doug from upland]

Because of the environment as an issue, my own brother voted for Algore. Since Sept. 11, he has apologized to me profusely. He is grateful that W is sitting in the White House and surrounded by other adults. When this president is on the phone with a congressman discussing life and death of our troops, he is not being serviced by a girl 30 years younger than he. He takes the job seriously.

[doug from upland]

George Putnam traveled in Germany shortly after WW II. He asked 50 women about Hitler. Not one said a negative thing about him. Some see Clinton as a rock star. That is how he envisioned himself. Some are agenda driven and we can see that it doesn't matter who it is as long as it is a RAT. Many are on the public dole and want the gravy train to continue. Some are just plain stupid. Not just ignorant, but stupid.

[FlyVet]

Parallel universe..that's about right. I wonder if the scandals in the RCC the past few weeks are a warning sign. Although I no longer agree with a lot of the doctrine, it's still the largest Christian church in the world. I watched the Archbishop of DC being interviewed by Koppel on Nightline earlier this week. It seemed to me, as posters on other threads have mentioned, that he, along with many other cardinals and bishops, still don't get it. His attitude was, "Gee whiz, obviously this is not a good thing", as if he was talking about financial difficulties or declining attendance. No bishop, this is about the psychological and spiritual destruction of hundreds of good young men! You conservative RC's may not be able to take back your Church unless you storm the cathedrals and DEMAND it.

As an aside, I noticed that Koppel referred to him as "Your Eminence". IMO, that is part of the problem. Above the rank-and-file, untouchable, always correct. One should always observe spiritual leaders with a critical eye. As Reagan said, "Trust, but verify"....

[Malacoda]

Yeah, given ol' "short, shrivelled and to the left," she should look like she's whistlin'.

[luvbach1]

We are all his children and he sat there talking WITH me like he was my grandfather.

Sounds like the guy with the ponytail who asked Clintoon to take care of his children, us.

[FlyVet]

When this president is on the phone with a congressman discussing life and death of our troops, he is not being serviced by a girl 30 years younger than he. He takes the job seriously.

I can't get it out of my mind that we are witnessing the crossroads as far as the United States is concerned. And, I have a sense of dread every morning when I wake up. I hope I am wrong, overly pessimistic.

[doug from upland]

I worry too. Imagine that we have a president who for two years (at least) did not have a face to face meeting with the director of the CIA. For a considerable time, he did not have regular NSC meetings.

George Bush was left with a nightmare. The economy was slowing considerably at the end of Sinkmaster's term, there was great damage done to the dignity of the office, and our security was gutted. George Will once said that Clinton might not be the worst president but he is the worst person to ever be president. I think Will missed it. He is both.

[exit82]

Doug, everytime I see this jerk, I have a fit. My grown kids and wife know not to even talk about this pond scum and his so-called wife around me. People who think he was even a leader who accomplished ANYTHING worthwhile in eight years are seriously deluded, especially after Sept. 11th.

Normally, I'm an easy going guy, but the fact that this first class SOB got away with everything while singlehandedly setting us up for Sept. 11th is something I cannot forget nor forgive him for. He and his "wife" are our present day Ahab and Jezebel.

And betwen us, S98 is the more dangerous of the two now.

[doug from upland]

Chester James Carville really pulled the wool over people's eyes with "it's the economy, stupid." I taught real estate law and economics at the college level for 10 years. There are cycles to our economy. Clinton was lucky enough to be in office when the economy had just started to take off again under the first President Bush.

It is tragic that so many people only cared about a 401k and having the money to drink beer and go to a ballgame on the weekend. They could not see what was happening around the world. Clinton did not want them to see. He didn't give a damn about the problems he would leave for the next president. I am so angry at Robert Ray for a worthless report and for letting him off the hook.

[stylin19a]

oh great ! if he waits a couple of hours, then MY dinner gets spoiled.

[Fred Mertz]

It was "West Wing" they watched. I caught bits and pieces. It was dominated by clintonistas and nearly caused me to hurl.

[FlyVet]

I am so angry at Robert Ray for a worthless report and for letting him off the hook.

Plenty of blame to go around there. What about the congressmen that refused to go beyond impeachment? Most of them could have taken a pension far beyond most working people's annual paycheck, and run with it, regardless of whether or not they were voted out of office because of a vote to convict. But they didn't. What is up with that?

[doug from upland]

HERE IS WHAT HE THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE SERVING THEIR COUNTRY.

Ms. Lewinsky testified that she and the President had a sexual encounter during this visit.(176) They kissed, and the President touched Ms. Lewinsky's bare breasts with his hands and mouth.(177) At some point, Ms. Currie approached the door leading to the hallway, which was ajar, and said that the President had a telephone call.(178) Ms. Lewinsky recalled that the caller was a Member of Congress with a nickname.(179) While the President was on the telephone, according to Ms. Lewinsky, "he unzipped his pants and exposed himself," and she performed oral sex.(180) Again, he stopped her before he ejaculated.(181)

During this visit, according to Ms. Lewinsky, the President told her that he liked her smile and her energy. He also said: "I'm usually around on weekends, no one else is around, and you can come and see me."(182) Records corroborate Ms. Lewinsky's recollection that the President took a call from a Member of Congress with a nickname. While Ms. Lewinsky was at the White House that evening (9:38 to 10:39 p.m.), the President had one telephone conversation with a Member of Congress: From 9:53 to 10:14 p.m., he spoke with Rep. H.L. "Sonny" Callahan.(183)

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The touching of breasts with his hands and mouth, by the way, was included in the definition of sex to which he and his scumbag attorney agreed.

At the time he was being serviced, he was discussing military funding with Callahan. He was discussing issues involving the potential loss of life of American servicemen. Scum, scum, scum.

[Howlin]

He was on The West Wing?

[doug from upland]

Chris Shays was on a radio show admitting that he knew Clinton raped Juanita Broaddrick. He voted not to impeach after a private meeting in the White House and I think a continued job for his wife.