Actually if the USPS was ran like the german bundespost, it might actually be an improvemnet.
The DBP was friendly and Great service, only took me 6 months to get a phone
If USPS was run like the Bundespost, it would cost you a dollar to mail a letter 247 miles. It would cost two dollars to mail it out of the country, or 248 miles!
And the Deutschlanders don't handle complaints like the USPS. It's more like Samurai Hotel!