Mr. Achmed: Hello little martyrs!
Little Martyrs: Inshah Allah!
Mr. Achmed: Ah! My little bundles of explosives, I have a new word for you today. Can you say Jihad?
Little Martyrs: Jihad! Jihad! Jihad!
Mr. Achmed: Wonderful! I knew you could!
Little Martyrs: Jihad! Jihad! Jihad!
Mr. Achmed: Good! Good! Now pay attention little martyrs. Today were going to learn how to make exploding sock puppets!
Er, that was satire... right?