Skip to comments.
From Earth to Mars: a blushing weed
Sydney Morning Herald ^
| April 26 2002
| Richard Macey
Posted on 04/25/2002 7:35:56 AM PDT by dead
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-43 next last
Space weed. Dude. That is so cool.
1
posted on
04/25/2002 7:35:56 AM PDT
by
dead
To: dead
A thousand years we worked,
hoeing and spraying,
to get rid of those damn weeds.
First Contact, and what do they bring?
Weeds!
Damn Weeds!
Marge, bring the hoe...
we've got work to do.
2
posted on
04/25/2002 7:51:50 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: dead
Hey, man, that martian red is some potent stuff. Bet Leno or Letterman combine it with a joke about Bloomberg. "When Bloomberg heard this he said, "Sign me up to be an astronaut."
3
posted on
04/25/2002 7:59:50 AM PDT
by
techcor
To: dead
Earth to Mars: "Please accept this gift of flowers."
Mars to Earth: "Do you think I'm cheap? I'll expect dinner too."
To: dead
What if the martians already have Weed-B-Gone®?
5
posted on
04/25/2002 8:02:40 AM PDT
by
Nekman
To: dead
Althoug it would definitely go higher than any weed before it, this "space weed" actually sounds pretty ordinary if you look it up.
...the most likely candidate would be "a less fussy plant", possibly the common weed arabidopsis.
"Arabidopsis thaliana is a common plant used for laboratory research. It is a member of the Brassicaceae, or Mustard family, along with broccoli and cauliflower. Arabidopsis is considered to be a "model" organism because it is easy to grow in the lab, it has a short life cycle and makes lots of seeds (which makes it good for genetics) and it has a small genome compared to other higher plants (like maize)."
Space broccoli. That sounds like a bad idea - carpet bombing the Martians with space broccoli.
To: general_re
How 'bout space kudzu? That stuff'll grow most anywhere!
7
posted on
04/25/2002 8:16:17 AM PDT
by
uglybiker
To: uglybiker
No doubt! Pretty soon Mars would be the Green Planet...
8
posted on
04/25/2002 8:27:26 AM PDT
by
Yardstick
To: uglybiker
If we're going to send plants into space, let's make them useful plants. It's about time our highly skilled geneticists got off their butts and got around to finally creating the Beer Tree.
To: dead
Terraform it! It is our destiny. Make it ours. The Prime Directive be-damned.
10
posted on
04/25/2002 8:31:33 AM PDT
by
Wm Bach
To: dead;texaggie79;brooklyngop
Did someone say "space weed"?
Does federal law extend to a space colony?
To: dead; editor-surveyor; sauropod; Carry_Okie
Do we have a NEPA issue here? I can't wait until the Wilderness Society gets hold of this.
12
posted on
04/25/2002 8:56:34 AM PDT
by
kitchen
To: kitchen
Well the living environment on Mars is certainly rare, unspoiled, and fragile!
To: general_re
You should read a book called (I think) "Copernicus' Rebellion". Beer, bread, anything you wanted. Totally collapsed the world's economy.
14
posted on
04/25/2002 10:14:44 AM PDT
by
techcor
To: general_re
Coming soon to a spaceport near you...
Martian Pale Ale and Barsoomian Amber.
To: uglybiker
I can see the label now...
To: general_re
Although Arabidopsis thaliana thrives even in Alaska it has to be replanted every year because moose eat all of it.
To: dead
So we're going to the only other planet in the Solar System with a high probabality of indigenous life and pollute the hell out of it? If we contaminate Mars with Earth organisms, we may never know what kind of life it supports now or in the past.
18
posted on
04/25/2002 12:36:13 PM PDT
by
darth
To: kitchen; Carry_Okie; 1Old Pro; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; a_federalist; abner; aculeus...
Talk about tampering!
Can you imagine the entire planet Mars covered with a glowing weed that could not be stopped because it had no natural enemies there; kind of a super tumble weed :o)
Comment #20 Removed by Moderator
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-43 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson