[COBOL2Java]

"Bonjour, you cheese-eatin' surrender-monkeys."

[jude24]

in the recent simpsons episode where Lisa portrays Joan of Arc, she and her family have the following conversation:

HOMER: You said the Lord told you to lead the French army to WHAT???
LISA: Victory
HOMER: We're french! we don't even have a word for that!

then there's the episode where Homer goes to work for a James Bond-style villian as he's preparing his superweapon of destruction.

HANK SCORPIO: By the way, Homer, which is your least favorite country? Italy, or France?
HOMER: Umm... France.
SCORPIO: Heh heh heh. No one ever says Italy.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

You mean like this?

[Angelique]

This is the epitomy if an Ugly American. Read the history of your country, Mr. Big Mac.

[Eugene Tackleberry]

fyi

[stumpy]

Since Napoleon's defeat to the British, I don't believe they've won any wars, save the ones they were allied to the U.S.A.