[Iwo Jima]

Don't get the big head just because you got the 500th post. You caught me napping. I wasn't really paying close attention. Everybody knows that it is the 1000th post that matters (although the 1700th and the 2000th posts are far more prestigious, as every informed person knows).

[Amelia]

Don't worry, the Big Ones are YOURS. I hope this time I'll be able to properly congratulate you.

[FreedominJesusChrist]

You, among others, are ruining this thread.