ADDENDUM: It has been brought to my attention that the Darwin OS mentioned above now has a cartoon mascot (no doubt to influence children) named Hexley (pictured above) -- a platypus dressed as a devil who performs occult magic, i.e. hexes. They're not doing a very good job keeping their ties to the forces of darkness a secret, are they?[emphasis added to highlight Plato's predicament]
What say ye, PH? Is your furry mascot, Plato the Platypus, a servant of Satan, a minion of the devil? Does this not prove that you, too, are aligned in a wildly elliptical orbit with the forces of darkness?
In Classic, my system folder was "blessed". So at least I got that going for me