Christine Schubert of St. Paul dashed out of the cathedral midway through the homily. "I left because I realized I have no desire to be connected with the institution of the Catholic Church," said Schubert, 27. "I thought, wouldn't it be great if the entire church walked out?" Something about a door striking one in the behind comes to mind.
Why do I get the feeling that this woman is a non-Catholic shill, trying to get her opinion in the paper? Or, maybe even a "friend" of the author?
My thoughts, too. She's probably listed in the reporter's rolodex under "religion/basher".