I will give you that one. Each year I go to the Zoo, I cannot get a call out to save my life. Then again, if I needed my life saved there are plenty of mounted deputies riding around.
We always get in good with those guys b/c we give them bottled water all day each time they pass us. One deputy told me last year that you have to really try hard to get arrested down there. Usually I guess it's underage drinking, drug selling, public sex, or fighting.
Last year undercover cops nailed these guys across the way for selling drugs. They had some steaks cooking when they were arrested, so we asked the cops if we could have their steaks. lol. They said no. uggghhh!!!! They smelled good, too!!