Being an old & crusty retired Navy officer, I would have told that hairy arm-pitted female to stand on her head and pee.
It's a 4/for: Stomach wash; Back wash; Lubrication for arm-pit shaving; And saving the Earth as her "precious bodily fluids" flow to the grass.
Mustang sends with Best FReegards.
My eyes might have been deceiving me; but as she was waving her arms around like a windmill, I got the impression that the hair under her arms was moving around on its own, and it wasn't particularly windy at that point in time. EEEEEEWWWWWWW!
I sincerely hope you are feeling better, and I pray for your continued good health!