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I don't think that Osama should be worring about our security, but about his own, if he's even alive. The least he could do is have a current newspaper in the video, or at least a current receipt from his head diaper service...

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Osama bin Laden dies while commiting "jihad" terrorism and is greeted by the Angel of Death. The dark Angel says, "Now as you were promised..." and leads him through some open gates. Suprisingly he is first greeted by George Washington, who shouts at him, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" and strikes bin Laden sharply across the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry then crushes bin Laden's nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on bin Laden's knee.
Osama's angelic escort next brings him face to face with "Stonewall" Jackson and Robert E. Lee. Lee says to Jackson "He is one of those people to whom we must deliver a harsh blow", and they jointly strike him smartly upon his flanks.
Bin Laden is subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe and sixty-four other men who had the same love for liberty in America and hatred towards the tyrants who would attack it.
Osama bin Laden writhes in pain on the ground, then George Patton lifts him overhead ready to hurl him through another gate, where he is to be harshly judged for eternity. Bin Laden screams to the Angel of Death, "This is not what I was promised!"
The Angel replies "You were told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think was said?"