Seems to me they'll be looking for 'Another Husband' soon?
I've swam here, it is a placid pond more than a reservoir. Plus, I think he would have to jump a fence, too, hevent been there in about 20 years!
That's a nice euphemism for algae-beslimed open sewer. It's not like they could have been plotting to poison it, as that would be redundant. Still, the sheer speculative post 9-11 in me wonders whether they were playing hosts to some distant relations visiting from the old country who have decided to make some nefarious little terrorist moves and do a little house cleaning to cover their trails in the process.
"Thanks for the room, but we have some business to attend to, sorry Uncle Fez and Aunt 'Rina." *gurgle gurgle gurgle*.