SKYSCRAPER CRASH IN MILAN ITALY

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[Bommer]

Just reported that a small engine plane crashed into a Skyscraper in Milan Italy

[rdavis84]

"Wow, you got all that?"

My Mom and Dad were from the Poor part of the family. Small Porch to put appliances on. If it collapsed, only ONE dog would get kilt. Only had ONE dog, too. Since they were cousins, all the other cousins chipped in together and donated one non-working appliance after building them more porch. That's how I got to be so rich.

BTW, that one ol' dog had a litter of 14. Got them too. Most of 'em are still alive. I think.

[rdavis84]

"(ever wonder where the term "bumper crop" originated? that's right, davis' pasture!)"

Shhhhhhh! The feds might come and find my cash bumper crop. They're only 2 foot high now, but a couple months they'll be 12 foot high.

[thinden]

here's some pretty nice digs for only a quarter million:

for a few lira more?

we'll prolly need 8 or 10 bales of lira. maybe davis can drive the UHAUL?

[rdavis84]

Only a quarter million? Fleabag Hotel.

If I were making the trip (remember, another committment came up; that chrome bumper thing) I'd INSIST on a Winnebago!

Moving Target, ya' know.

[mancini]

we'll prolly need 8 or 10 bales of lira.

Ah, but remember the Euros are more portable, don't need as many. Got mine yesterday! They do look like Monopoly money!

[rdavis84]

"They do look like Monopoly money!"

If you visit your "godfather" at the "Family Business" maybe "Don" will loan you some money.

[mancini]

Aw, now you went and did it. I'm hungry now! That's yummy stuff.

[thinden]

where's the........garlic.