[zarf]

You got a problem bud. I think you won your bet, but the Feds ain't gonna cough up the goods. They fear news of his death will trigger attacks and will keep the obit under wraps.

You need evidence!!

[BOBTHENAILER]

Feds will keep the news under wraps

I couldn't agree more. I think they may have hit the jackpot on one of the many DNA tests conducted on stray pieces of meat.

O'Sammy probably got waxed by a very accurate missle or bomb, red-mistified, cuisinarted and is currently in existence in rotting pieces no larger than a finger.

I was just yanking Sabertooth's fangs a little.

Nice mental picture though, Bin Laden as modern landscape art sprayed all over some Afghan mountain.

Conveniently kept alive as a perpetual bogeyman to torment Daschle.