[Preech1]

I have long been a proponent of the theory that there is no Osama Bin Laden, that he is a made up person, Like Emmanuel Goldstein from 1984.

The reason "he" was made the focus was that the real culprit of 9-11 was Saddam Hussein and we could not go after him at the time due to our military unreadiness, thanks to der Schlickmeister. So Afghanistan was a response to our immediate outrage after the attack and our desire to "Blow something up in return"...as well as provide our troops with a crash course in war.

Of course, I could be wrong...

[Poohbah]

That you, Michael Rivero? I mean, even the same description!