[VaBthang4]

I got this far...

“We chalked it up to some sort of subzero-induced delusion until a chopper full Navy SEALS landed and picked them up and took off. Now we’re scratching our heads”

As a former Marine Security Guard I know all too well that either A Marine Security Detachment or Shore Patrol would've been sent to perform such a mission and not a group of US Navy SEALS who are instead off fighting a "reality based" War on Terrorism.

Nice try from the Black Helicopter" cheap seats.

[Junior]

Gotta remember, though, that to the delusional mind the importance of the secret is directly proportional to the force used to cover it up. Hell, it might have been Pinkerton rent-a-cops that did the deed, but the paranoid mind transformed a bunch of overweight security guards with ill-fitting uniforms into helicopter-borne Navy SEALS because such a secret REQUIRES such a show of force.