OMG! You ARE psychic! I'm glad that I just had my tent repainted. I must look my best for you
I'm the red neck hippie From out at Gold Hill I still find life's A pretty big thrill. Live in a tent And cook off a fire I fix everything With Bailing wire. Well I went into town One fine day With a pocket full of money For my bills to pay I hit ol' Ma Bell And gave 'er some cash She smiled at me Quick as a flash I crossed the street And settled with Sears And hit the pub For two quick beers. Well I canvassed the town a-covering my debts I still had cash for Cigarettes When I went on home Feelin' mighty proud! Well I grabbed my wife An I gave 'er a squeeze She said, Phil, Excuse me, please But the mailman just delivered this stack of bills!!! I said,"honey that can't be so. I paid 'em not more'n an hour ago And on top of that I paid 'em th' month before. Well I grabbed them bill's and I give 'em a fling I went outside and sat in th' swing and rolled me a joint 'Cuz I'm th' red neck hippie from Out at gold Hill I still find life's A pretty big thrill I live in a tent I cook off a fire I fix everything With bailin' wire (Aaaarabs caint do such) ass***e!