Take a good look at the Darwin awards some time.
You will notice that the woman who runs the site almost never gives out an award to fellow women.
For some completely unfathomable reason.
Now, the tree can be cut and made into something useful like a home or maybe picnic tables and benches. Then the tables and bences can be placed around the next tree of lust for these FI's! That way people can picnic and place bets on the next time that gravity and Darwin cleanse the Mother Earth of another enviral POS!