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Why did the media have to wait until I became a Catholic to expose how much scum occupies the Catholic Bishops' offices and the Catholic Priesthood?

It was a plot just to make me look like a fool to all my Protestant friends, wasn't it?

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One of the things that is absolutely disgusting is how many lay Catholic sycophants are actually helping the Bishops cover their asses.

The Florida Catholic reported today that wherever my Bishop Lynch (who is almost certainly a sexually active homo and is certainly a liar) goes, he is followed by a troop of media reporters and cameras. What's disgusting is that he is also followed by "hundreds of Catholics" who are "showing their support" and keeping the media at bay. I'm sure all those sycophants are there voluntarily -- not.

[Romulus]

It was a plot just to make me look like a fool to all my Protestant friends, wasn't it?

I'm not trying to make light of your dismay -- this anguish is something we all feel. But should anyone fling this in your face, you might remind him that all churches have sinners. The Catholic Church is about truth, not about the moral goodness of its ministers. Any church that bases its claim to worthiness on the moral goodness of its ministers is building on mud and shifting sand.