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Researcher who claimed sharks won't bite him loses part of leg in attack (Democrat?)
Sun-Centinal.com ^ | 04/11/02 | Kellie Patrick

Posted on 04/11/2002 3:48:02 PM PDT by What Is Ain't

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1 posted on 04/11/2002 3:48:02 PM PDT by What Is Ain't
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To: What Is Ain't
"That was an accident waiting to happen,"

The word 'accident' groaned under the
semantic load, but refused to buckle.

3 posted on 04/11/2002 3:51:23 PM PDT by gcruse
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To: What Is Ain't
oh, BITE ME.
4 posted on 04/11/2002 3:52:20 PM PDT by KellyAdmirer
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To: What Is Ain't
Musta been a redneck: "Hey y'all--watch this!"
6 posted on 04/11/2002 3:53:48 PM PDT by Pharmboy
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To: What Is Ain't
"He's more like a philosopher than a scientist."

I could think of better descriptions........'dumbass' comes to mind.

7 posted on 04/11/2002 3:54:51 PM PDT by randog
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To: What Is Ain't
Ritter could not be reached for comment on Wednesday.

Well . . .DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

9 posted on 04/11/2002 3:56:26 PM PDT by WIladyconservative
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To: LindaSOG
Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was "one of the best and brightest" members of the 200-man association.

Again I say . . .DUHHHHHHHHHHHH!

10 posted on 04/11/2002 3:57:36 PM PDT by WIladyconservative
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To: What Is Ain't
KING CLAUDIUS
Now, Hamlet, where's Polonius?

HAMLET
At supper.

KING CLAUDIUS
At supper! where?

HAMLET
Not where he eats, but where he is eaten....

11 posted on 04/11/2002 4:00:34 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: What Is Ain't
has told the media he can keep sharks away by modifying his heart rate.

The problem with that is sharks don't know how to take a pulse. ;-)

12 posted on 04/11/2002 4:00:38 PM PDT by StriperSniper
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To: matamoros
LOL it only takes one.
13 posted on 04/11/2002 4:01:52 PM PDT by VA Advogado
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To: LindaSOG
Hoy was "one of the best and brightest" members of the 200-man association.

Not a firm with high standards.

14 posted on 04/11/2002 4:03:04 PM PDT by VA Advogado
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To: StriperSniper
has told the media he can keep sharks away by modifying his heart rate.

Must have been a very perceptive shart or in on the scam as it attempted to reduce his heart rate to zero

15 posted on 04/11/2002 4:04:17 PM PDT by spokeshave
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To: What Is Ain't
A doctorate in BEHAVORIAL ECOLOGY????

He went into shock and was flown to St. Mary's Medical Center

I'll bet he was shocked. I can't wait to hear his excuse.

16 posted on 04/11/2002 4:04:36 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: spokeshave
shart = shark....sorry
17 posted on 04/11/2002 4:07:56 PM PDT by spokeshave
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To: What Is Ain't
Any chance this was shot on video? I'd love to see it on "When animals attack."
18 posted on 04/11/2002 4:09:01 PM PDT by tcostell
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To: What Is Ain't
You can lay on a bed of nails and walk through hot coals, or even charm the cobra, and do it every day. But sooner or later . . .
19 posted on 04/11/2002 4:11:08 PM PDT by RightWhale
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To: gcruse
Haha!
20 posted on 04/11/2002 4:33:17 PM PDT by Reactionary
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