[swarthyguy]

I like Muslimaniacs but may insult Mainers; What do you think of islamatic - ?

[Robert_Paulson2]

Sounds a lot like Ron Popeils "Islomatic^TM, it slices it dices it minces busloads of people in just seconds! Comes with this attractive styled leather, nail-bomb belt... and this CHECK for 30 grand to dear old mom and dad... imagine the hours they will spend enjoying the cash benefits of owning your very own Islomatic^TM!"

Yeah, I suppose it WOULD work!