[PatrickHenry]

Do you think Traficant's hair is real?

I met the guy last year. Sat next to him during a lunch at which he gave a speech. Chatted with him before he spoke. I didn't run my fingers through his hair, however. If that's not his hair, why would he purchase a wig to create that effect?

[VadeRetro]

However he's doing it, why does he do that?

Oh, well! He has other problems now.

[longshadow]

If that's not his hair, why would he purchase a wig to create that effect?

To cover the dead Aardvark that is clinging to the top of his head?