Native Texan
and
American by birth, Texan by the grace of God !
Reminds me of The Texas Version of Survivor.
All contestants have to drive across Texas in a Volvo (governed at 55mph) with a bumper sticker on the back that reads:
"I'm Gay and I'm Here To Take Your Guns".
Or this one -
"Yore Momma's Ugly and Texas Sucks"
gar-un-teed not to let them even REACH 55 mph! :)