[gridlock]

Gimme some of that North Sea oil. Citgo, BP/Amoco. Gimme some of that North Sea oil, Sunoco, Conoco. Gimme some of that North Sea oil, Sinclair, Phillips 76.

When I pull up to the pump, do I turn into a station that imports from the Middle East or the British North Sea and the Americas? How about you?

[leadhead]

It would take a geologist and bio-chemist to determine the origin of the crap mixture that comes out of gas pumps

BP extracts the Alaskan North Slope oil but immediately trades it to Japan for Peruvian oil so they save shipping costs to the East coast.

Then, they cook it with a little African stuff and some LA goop and sell it under the green and yellow sign.