Don't worry, if any alarm lights go off, I won't check on my kids, because society will recognize that my new lifestyle is socially acceptable and keeps me pretty busy. Oh yeah, if one of my children goes missing, I know you'll be there for me and understand that my lifestyle didn't open any doors to sexual deviants and tragedy. Ciao
Don't forget to put the top up on your new BMW! Mustn't mess up your hair on the way to the publicist. Be sure to pick up some more of that miracle pizza on your way. Remind Damon to stop kicking that dog! /sarcasm
Don't stay gone long vacrn. Your posts are great!