[Grampa Dave]

Sounds good. The women should not shave their legs for two months before the wedding. The hairy legs will remind bubba of his hippie days when he was dodging the draft.

Sears is too expensive! I'm sure that we can get some truck load deals from a Renta Tux Agency. We will leave the sold as is tags on the garments. However, I will bring white and black garbage bags, which will be fine.

[codebreaker]

We should also have plenty of pizza pies and boxes on hand to 'rekindle the romanic spirit' of the chance meeting of the two star-crossed lovers during the government shut down of 1995-96.

Some of the same pizza boxes might have still been there when Dubya got into office and saw the refuse that was left behind.

[codebreaker]

That's a tough one, we may have to go to a specialty Wedding store to buy 'used tuxes' (with the price tags on them, of course) that could not be repaired from the night before.

The only was to properly honor XXX-42 on the day he gives Webb Hubbels daughter away..