Don't you think that we will look sharp in our white garbage bages, with a Blue Moniker Licker Beret on our heads and wearing beach thongs/sandals with no socks.
The ladies can buy the Moniker Licker Blue Dress special from the Gap and then splatter the front of their dresses with mayonese. They too can wear the jaunty Moniker Licker Blue Berets perched jauntily on their gelled down hair.
I love the berets, how about paperback copies of 'Leaves of Grass' to give to attendees as gifts?