[LBGA]

About the wedding gifts, I can't think of a thing I would like to give them, but gifts others might give came to mind:

From Mom: FBI files for future protection
From Dad: Silk Knee Pads
From Denise Rich: A donation for a boob job
From Terry McAuliffe: An early tip on the next Global Crossing type startup

[codebreaker]

LOL!-From Webster Hubbell and Susan McDougal a blindfolded sleeping aide

[altair]

From the Gores: a box full of chads.
From Carville: a rabid attack dog for protection.
From Betty Currie: a closet to hide incriminating evidence. From Roger Clinton: a pound of cocaine.
From Janet Reno: a security system consisting of a tank, tear gas, and five ex-FBI marksmen.
From the Fosters: a guide to committing suicide and how to hide evidence after the deed has been accomplished.
From Vernon Jordan: a job for Chelsea at Revlon that she doesn't have to show up for.
From Madelaine Albright: a guide on how to commit war crimes ... and get away with it.