And her father never graduated from Oxford--kicked him out for doing something beginning with the letter "R"
He never went to class either. He was too busy organizing anti-American rallies and meeting with his handlers in Moscow.
Ahhh, I love a good humor set-up!
Raggedy girlfriends
Rebelling against good taste
Ridiculously bad lying
Ro-sham-bo contests (I go first!)
Racism (as if the Left will ever be called to the mat for it)
Raids (as in "Panty")
Rabies
or Rape (not so humorous, but the truth hurts)