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To: SassyMom
LOL!
Sassy, in "polite" company I always use the phrase, "precipitating like a female bovine urinating on a horizontal igneous surface".
'Course I ain't in "polite" company very often!
52 posted on 04/06/2002 7:57:51 AM PST by COB1
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To: COB1
ROFLOL.... yes that is a flat rock. hahaha
53 posted on 04/06/2002 8:00:30 AM PST by SassyMom
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To: COB1
Roger and I always used to use "making cow widows" for "shooting the bull".
54 posted on 04/06/2002 8:00:37 AM PST by SAMWolf
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To: COB1
LOL..... you have such a way with words. ;)
55 posted on 04/06/2002 8:01:35 AM PST by SassyMom
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A little humor from my daughter's e-mail:

Kids books that never made it:

1. You are different and thats bad.
2. The boy who died from eating all his vegetables.
3. Dad's new wife Robert.
4. Fun four letter words to know and share.
5. Hammers, screwdrivers and scissors; an I-can-do-it book.
6. The kids guide to hitchiking
7. Kathy was so bad her mom stopped loving her
8. Curious George and the high voltage fence
9. All cats go to hell
10. The little sissy who snitched
11. Some kittens can fly
12. That's it, your up for adoption
13. The magic world inside an abandoned refrigerator
14. The pop up book of human anatomy
15. Strangers have the best candy
16. Whining, kicking and crying to get your way
17. You were an accident
18. Thing's rich kids have but you never will
19. Pop goes the hamster! And other great microwave games.
20. Your nightmares are real
21. Eggs, Toilet paper and your school
22. Places where mommy and daddy hide neat things.

57 posted on 04/06/2002 8:03:07 AM PST by COB1
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