Here's an oldie you might recognize:
"Big balls in Cowtown, we'll all go down,
Big balls in Cowtown, we'll dance around.
Put on yur new shoes, put on yur gown,
Big balls in Cowtown, we'll all go down."
Sounds a little better when I sing it than when I type it (I think!).
ROFLMAO...........I can't even think of a come back to that one I'm laughing so hard. LOL....