Posted on 04/05/2002 5:46:00 PM PST by rintense
I'll never forget the first meal we sat down to after moving them there, we were late for dinner as we were still on Pacific time and they were starting to close the dining hall, and the waitress asked if we wanted the roast beef or the lobster thermidor? LOL!!
Do you like horses? My brother and sister-in-law have a little ranch near Greenville. She keeps horses and is quite a good horsewoman. They are also party animals, and if you like a good time, I could wrangle you an invite to meet them.
Rintense is the BEST!!!!!
Oh, btw, I'm going out to buy a wedding gift tomorrow, and will be searching for Israeli goods. The bride & groom are registered at Bed Bath & Beyond....I'll let you all know if I'm successful!!! Nite!
Maybe. But he does look glad to see her. Did you ever see anyone (including billy) look that happy to see hilly? :-)
You want me to buy SHOES for them???? SHOES????? I'm supposed to wrap up shoes for a wedding gift? hahahahahaha Well, you know, they wouldn't get doubles of THAT gift, would they????
What a weird thing this will be for me.....I've never been to a wedding w/o Gramps. He's out of town. And I'm dateless.
Jeff had gone to propose to his girlfriend and returned home crying bitterly. "What happened, son?" his father asked, eagerly awaiting her response. "Did she accept?"
"No, she sure didn't," sobbed Jeff. "When I told her what you advised me to say, she slapped my face and told me to get out."
"Did you begin by telling her what I told you to say, what I told your mother when she accepted my proposal? 'Sweetheart, time stands still when I look in your eyes.' Did you tell her that?" asked his father.
"Oh boy, dad, did I got it all wrong," Jeff groaned. "I said, 'My Dear, you have a face that would stop a clock'!"
Sometimes it can get crazy .. but I do get a kick out of the insults ... like I care .. I'm from Philly .. I've been called worse .. even from my own family .. fofl
OK, so I'm still here....and I still don't know how to link a thread. I was checking out there, one more time....and found this one. It's titled "Peace activists abused on way home". What a pathetic bunch of whiney irritable wimpy people. Good grief.
Oh, I LOVE the joke! Thanks!!!! Poor guy, think I should copy this & give it to him tomorrow????
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