[Phantom Lord]

There is life on Mars. They even have their own representative in congress.

Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-Mars)

[RightWhale]

Make a chart for the odds of finding life on Mars. It looks like the Dow-Jones. Moves up or down every day, sometimes both up and down the same day.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Life on Mars hopes raised

Did they finally locate Dingell-Norwood?

[Texaggie79]

Is there life on Mars?

GREAT SONG!

[lds23]

I know if I stared at anything long enough, I'd swear I saw it move.

[tcostell]

Life discovered on Mars!....French government Surrenders.

[Joe Brower]

[Arkie2]

So that's what those giant worms on Mars live on!

[Mike Darancette]

Life is rare.

Intelligent life is even rarer - witness the Democratic Party.

[WhiteyAppleseed]

Might as well make some noise on this quiet day of silence.

Life, ah yes, chlorophyl, and perhaps we should cut the Tree of Liberty, or what's left of it, so this precious life form can continue, unhampered by the sight of man.

Wouldn't it be something if this new life form resembled a fetus! Our beloved scientists would find themselves with a quandary--how to submit this find to the journals while simultaneously straddling the life begins at question.

Things could really begin to get curious should some televangelist suggest that this new find is really evidence that the concept of evolution may in fact have a life beyond earth, a kind of spiritual evolution never conceived of before.

The plot thickens.

[onedoug]

"If the Sun breed maggots in a dead dog...."

[Maelstrom]

If they were serious in their search, they'd go to the edge of the poles.

[concerned about politics]

Environmentalist are getting their tents and shuttle tickets ready. They're going to try to grab the whole planet !!!
"Save the chlorophyll - for the sake of the children !!!

[jwalsh07]

Dr Stokers D/A is dropping bits of chlorophyl all over Mars.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Scientists have found "intriguing" new evidence that may indicate there is life on Mars.

The real question is, "Is there life at the BBC?"

[CRAW]

OOOOOOOOOH...... NO,

Another boarder to watch.... more illegal aligns

[Old Professer]

Since the "signatures" were found on the rover itself and the immediate landing area I think the Jolly Green Giant should wear gloves the next time.