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Two men are talking at work Monday morning. "What did you do this weekend?"
"Dropped hooks into water."
"Fishing, huh?"
"No, golfing."
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04/05/2002 7:17:43 PM PST by
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To: whoever
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting Flies," he responded.
"Oh!, Killed any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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